No need to steer clear of the baked beans if you're dating a person with eproctophilia - chances are, the resulting flatulence will heat things up between the sheets. The world's first case study of a man who is sexually aroused by other people passing wind has now been published.
My sex etiquette question for you: If you're with someone, and suddenly you discover that her private parts—or his—smell like something with a passed expiration date, what is the best way to handle it?
They put themselves out of commission for one week a month.
One guy even told me that having sex on my period causes cancer. But still, the conviction with which he delivered the information impressed me.
"Eproctophiles are said to spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about farting and flatulence and have recurring intense sexual urges and fantasies involving farting and flatulence," he noted.
"The prevalence and incidence of eproctophilia is assumed to be negligible given that no previous case studies have ever been published.